Wet Dream Forum

I realized the other day that I tend to use the same slang words to describe my penis and the things that it does and I decided I wanted to try and broaden my slang vocabulary and use a larger variety of phrases. This sparked my interested to see what everyone else tends to use as their go to words.

So! What are your most commonly used words for the following?

1 - Penis
2 - Penis and Balls
2 - Erection
3 - Ejaculating
4 - Peeing
5 - Anything else that’s not specifically listed

Go ahead and copy and paste this list and submit your answers. Here’s mine:

1 - Dick. I say cock sometimes or just penis.
2 - Junk. “My junk smells musky”
2 - Boner. Although I have been saying woody a bit.
3 - Cum/came. 2nd place is splooge. I saw a video where the guy used “sperm” as a verb though and I wanted to start saying it too. Like “oh you’re gonna make me sperm for you”
4 - Peeing. Sometimes I say “gotta take a piss” but I really don’t use slang for this much.
5 - When I work out, my dick shrinks and I call it turtling haha, cause it goes all the way inside its foreskin, like a turtle. I guess when I’ve restored all my foreskin and it’s inside all the time, this won’t be a phenomenon, but until then…

Great topic. I think every guy can relate to having some sort of nicknames and slang terms for this stuff.

1 - Usually cock, wiener, or dong
2 - Junk, privates
3 - Boner, hardon, erection
4 - Cum, release, blow a load, ejaculate
5 - Take a leak, piss

1 - dick or cock
2 - Crown Jewels, my equipment, or very modest being my privates
3 - hard-on or boner mostly. But woody can come up.
4 - cumming or cum. Blowing a load. Release.
5 - piss or take a leak

1. dick, cock, meat, shaft
2. balls, package, cock/dick and balls, also meat, money makers
3. wood, boner, hard dick/cock, stiffy, rock hard
4. (for the action of) cumming, cum, nutting, nut, blowing a load, ejaculate, spunk, shoot, bust, burst, splurt, shoot ropes
4. (for the substance) cum, nut, spunk, juice, milk, sperm, semen, sweet stuff
5. piss, leak, wizz, bleed the lizard, empty the tank, open the floodgates
6. (to masturbate) stroke my dick/shit/meat/etc, jerk off, wank, pull, tug, beat

Phallus
Stalk
Staff
Prong
Member
Cods
Plums
Oysters
Stones
Testes
Bricked up
Shoot
Shot
Nutted
Pre