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You can share some of your well-loved jokes in this thread:

Here's one of mine:

Osama bin Laden's child was studying in an American school,
the teacher asked him,
"I have three apples, how am I going to divide it among four children?"

He answered,








"KILL ONE CHILD!!!"

umm,

I just read one submitted in the newspaper in my hometown, we are facing a serious recession in the economy. So here goes.


reality : Knock Knock,
city Hall: who's there
reality: Reality
city hall: Reality who?
reality: Reality is massive lay offs, increase in property taxes, possible addition of sales tax, and you gov't leaders get a pay raise?
city hall: Never heard of him.



funny but sobering.

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A guy was walking through the woods and had to pee. In the process he was bitten by a huge spider on the end of his dick. He ran to a nearby farmhouse and the farmer came to the door. The guy told the farmer of his problem, and the farmer told him he needed to soak his dick in buttermilk. He gave him a glass of buttermilk and told him to go around the side of the house and begin soaking. A few minutes later the farmer's wife heard something outside and went out to investigate. When she peeked around the side of the house and saw what was happening, she said, "I always wondered how you reloaded them things".

Paddy and Murphy are are trying to measure the night of a flag pole but there tape measure isn't long enough when a bloke walks bg them and says to them why don't you unbolt it lay it down and measure it that way when paddy shouts at him we won't to know the the night of it not the length you tick coont