Most awkward wet dream you ever had?

[wetdreamsareawesome]

What is the most awkward wet dream you ever had? It could be the dream itself or the time you had it or a combination of the two.

[MaxJ]

Not really a wet dream (see my latest post on the General Discussion forum).

One of my female friends - to whom I am not attracted - placed my hand on her backside. I thought I ejaculated. I woke with no evidence of ejaculation nor urination. It was awkward because I have always seen her as a friend. In addition, I have not spoken with her very often, despite the fact that I have known her since primary school.

[Brendan]

I feel asleep on a beach had a wet dream woke up and my friends were laughing their asses off because of all the humping i was doing.

[activa]

When first sleeping with a new parter before we started having sex. Good job I had boxers on but she must have known by the damp patch in the bed

I've had a very scary one too; see my Journal...

[shashtzoh]

When I was 16, I was staying with friends for 2 weeks and was sleeping in the basement laundry room on a portable bed. I was having trouble finding the privacy to masturbate like I did frequently back then. Because my friend was a guy and we were on the football team together, we would use the bathroom shower and sink to shave and shower and all that and not be like freaks. He slept upstairs in his bedroom but having my own bed was great so I slept down there in the laundry room, no door, and people came and went when they needed something. It was summer, hot out, the basement was cooler but I slept without any sheet or blanket over me most nights.

Well, one morning I was still asleep (the way guys that age sleep in) and my friend's mother came downstairs. Apparently I was laying on my back and having a dream and had a big hard on and as she was there loading the washer with towels, I had a wet dream. Right at that moment, she noticed because of the sounds I was making. My penis had poked out of the top of my shorts and well, I made a mess. I woke up feeling something being laid over me and saw her standing there putting a towel over me. I realized that I had just had a wet dream and turned bright red. Well, she was cool and said, "Good morning, that must have felt good. Just lay there a minute and then clean up and I'll put that towel in the wash, too." I sat up and was so ashamed still I wanted to slink out and started apologizing. She was cool about it again, said it was ok and all guys have them and she thought it was pretty amazing not bad of me. She asked why I thought it happened and I said because I couldn't find a private time. She said that was hard for her too. I just wiped off and handed her the towel and left for the bathroom.

[Brad1997USA]

The most awkward wet dream I had happened this July. My family went on the first ever family trip. We went to Tennessee and it was the first time I had ever left Alabama. We were staying at a Motel 6. Mom and dad shared a bed and me and my sister Becky shared a bed. I had a wet dream and it made a big mess. My sister thought I had wet the bed. Mom and dad never found out cause they were still sleeping and Becky promised to to tell... it was totally awkward.

[InterestedGirl]

I feel asleep on a beach had a wet dream woke up and my friends were laughing their asses off because of all the humping i was doing.

I have a tendency to hump during WDs too, always been a bit afraid something like this might happen. Of course I guess denying it might work a little better in my case.

[shashtzoh]

I have a tendency to hump during WDs too, always been a bit afraid something like this might happen. Of course I guess denying it might work a little better in my case.[/quote]

Yes, denying it is much easier for a woman. You aren't covered in sticky goo at the end. Well, not all over, right? But how would you explain the humping?

[Ronald]

Once I had a wet dream in a hotel in Hawaii, with a married couple sleeping in the same room. I guess that was my most awkward one.

[briefs guy]

the only awkward wds i've had were all just involved with people i knew. some i was attracted to some not lol.

[karllyboo]

right you asked for it !!!


once ,not long ago i was experiencing a wet dream...i went to bed late and so expected to wake late....i expect the WD to happen few days from then ....it came early tho this time...
towards the end of my wet dream my "at the time" 6yo daughter came busting in the bedroom and jumped on me....i was all over the place and disoriented to hell as well as having an orgasm !!....

she sat on me as i was cumming my load.... VERY VERY embarrassing to say the least

im sure she did not know what was happening tho as she was too young.... she did spoil it to some degree....im just glad the bed sheets was still over me at the time cos she would have had my splodge on her without a doubt ....
since then i take precautions when ever im sleeping...my GF laughed her tits of for the rest of that day ...


was funny looking back now tho ...

[wetdreamsareawesome]

Mine was probably in 8th grade when I had a dream about having sex with my English teacher. We were having sex in my math classroom (so naughty ). The awkward thing was obviously seeing her the next day. However, my work in the dream must have payed off since the next day she handed me back a test and a paper both with A's.

[InterestedGirl]

I'd actually forgotten about this one until recently. When I was 14, I had my 4th or 5th WD (I had them at least once a week back then, sure miss those days!), I was sitting on a riverbank with a really cute boy and we were kissing. Than suddenly he stood up and said "I have something to show you." He started unbuttoning his shirt and I said "You're a dirty boy, taking your clothes off here." He just smiled and kept going. Then he unbuttoned his jeans and just as he as pulling the zipper down I thought "Wow, I'm gonna get to see his penis!" and that thought excited me so much I woke up coming , not in my own bed, but in the bottom of my best friend's bunk bed! And she was peering down at me from over the edge of the top bunk, asking "Who is a dirty boy? And why are you making so much noise?" She was a couple years younger than me, so I doubt she knew what was really going on, but I was still beyond humiliated.

[doughs]

I have never had an awkward wet dream but I had an awkward moment where I was falsely suspected of having a wet dream. I was 17 and had been taking a nap with a girl on a plane (very hot, come to think of it). We woke up somewhere over the Great Plains and I had a huge erection. I was wearing tight jeans (not for effect, they were regular sized and had shrunk) and she could see it through them. This is the only time I know for sure my erection was spotted. I flexed my penis to make it more comfortable, and I think she thought I was about to have a wet dream. She hit me with a tiny airplane pillow and told me to wake up.

I had a wet dream in a hotel room once. There were others in the room, but I don't remember who. Siblings maybe? They didn't know or notice anything. During my very first wet dream, my stepcousin was in the room. He didn't know anything either.

[robbiel]

I had TWO wet dreams in my boyfriend's bed IN ONE NIGHT a few weeks back.
That was very awkward indeed

[Zach]

most awkward dream i had was during a nap after school once i was in the process of having a wet dream and my little brother climbed on my chest as it was happening. he didnt know what was happening but i still had to walk upstairs with a huge wet spot on my pants. im going up stairs and mom was coming down and asked why i was wet, i could have died on the spot but i quickly said i spilled my pepsi. Dont know if she bougnt it but nothing was ever said about it.

[Vanjones]

The summer I was 13, I was at a sleepover with my two friends. We had been up late talking about boners and girls and we ended up showing each other our boners and sparse patches of new pubes. We were hormone supercharged. We were sleeping on the floor and apparently I had pulled down my underwear at some point. With the covers pulled out of the way and my developing boyhood exposed to my friends who had awakened before me, I exploded all over myself and the surrounding floor. They watched the whole thing. I woke up immediately after covered in my cum, with my friends staring at me giggling. I never lived that down, but luckily they kept it between us.

[jackerbud]

In a hotel, sharing a bed with my dad. When I WD I make a ton - I mean a ton - of noise, so there's no doubt he knew what was happening..

[InterestedGirl]

In a hotel, sharing a bed with my dad. When I WD I make a ton - I mean a ton - of noise, so there's no doubt he knew what was happening..

OMG, how did your dad react?

[Boggsy911]

A few nights ago i had a wd about my fourteen year old cousin (girl) it was me and her i woke up to her naked standing in my doorway then we preceded to play a "game" where we could see how far we could go before we made eachother cum. She started by sucking my dick and then i started fingering her and just as i went to lick her out i woke up. What do i do i get soo horny talking about this but i dont want to she my little cousin???

[scrubmonkey]

I used to get them in middle school when I would fall asleep in the car on long family trips. The first time we arrived at grandma's and my front was all wet, I was beyond mortified. I started stuffing toilet paper in my pants on long car rides because I didnt know how to control the wet dreams. (I didn't make the connection between masturbating and wet dreams back then).

[Kio3j2]

It wasn't really a wet dream because I woke up before it could get to that point but. I was having a dream that my best friend at the time came over to my house, and as soon as he stepped into my room I started pulling his pants down. Well as soon as I put his penis in my mouth it crumbled off! Lmao! Well he was super mad and he punched me in the face, and that's when I woke up.

[maleko]

Can't remember why but was staying at a friends house and his brother was away for the night. I slept in the brothers bed and had a wet dream overnight. I awoke with a big mess and had to remove my underpants and go without them until I got home. I never said a word and hope that his Mom did the bedsheets.

[Ronald]

Well one time I was staying with friends. While there, I slept in their 16-year-old daughter's bed, and had a wet dream in it one night. I don't know if they ever realized what happened.

[Feste]

Here's one that just happened a week ago. (FYI, I've had 5 wds in the past 19 days. Been a good set of time...)

Anyway, I was in a different state, having taken a college road trip to a convention. We were, obviously, sleeping in the same room, in the bunkhouse area. What made it awkward was the fact that the sheets weren't mine; they belonged to the place at which we were staying...but, the morning after, we left, so I never had to deal with a response.