Wet Dreams in prison

[BigDreamer]

Hello. This thread is about wet dreams in the prison system. I have done serious time in the past.

Oftentimes, prisoners are trapped in a crowded, cramped bare cell with many other prisoners.

In a normal cell, there is often 1 or 2 other prisoners inside. There are not many single cells. Even so, drug tests at 4-5 am see prisoners often taken from sleeping in cells to a small and bare holding cell, with 15 or more prisoners.

I personally have wet dreams around once a week at home, but up to 3 times a night in prison. I average four times a week in many prisons. The cell-mate is trapped in the stinking concrete cell, and the neighbors get stunk out via the vents. One is not made popular by WDs in prison. It also leaves one weakened for the gym, and makes one less mentally alert. There is no medical or staff interest in the problem. There is little one can do. The situation is inflamed by other problems, such as sexual abuse, teasing, smoking, and other concerns.

Complainers and those who use violence or verbal abuse are often taken to a solitary cell, and given a tremendous hiding by ex-large prison officers. I remember one such hiding, which I dub "the day of the great hiding" that was just brutal. This prisoner had minor self-harmed. The bashing just went on for ages, the slamming, the screaming, and hitting. He was handcuffed. I think that dildos were also involved, as he called out "what the hell are you doing to me...wtf are you touching me there for?" etc. Certain officers are always on about objects being inserted into the anus. Obviously trying to force the prison to take care is not an option.

So what is one to do? One needs a way to reduce or prevent such emissions.

[BigDreamer]

I would also like to add information about the underpants situation in jail. The standard issue is just TWO pairs
of jocks, no more.

The washing machines often don't work, and there are but two machines per 70 prisoners in an average unit. And that is presuming both machines are working. There is not enough time for all the prisoners to complete their washing cycle.

[Buddy]

Very interestinng post! I never thought about it this way. Do you get to MB? Maybe if you do you can decrease the chances of WDs. Also I was confused if prisoners were complaining and put into solitary confinement because they have WDs. Are the prison guards abusing the prisoners too? Do you like the WDs? or do you want to stop them to avoid being teased or walking arouns with stained pants? I really dont know what to tell you right now. I guess because I've never been in that situation.

[BigDreamer]

Very interestinng post! I never thought about it this way.

Its an important issue. Imagine yourself in a two-outer cell and you are a WD'er.

Do you get to MB?

It is hard with a two-out cell. You could MB during the day at let-out, when the cellie is not there, but that also is a bit difficult.

Maybe if you do you can decrease the chances of WDs.

I am not convinced that MBing will reduce WDs significantly.

Also I was confused if prisoners were complaining and put into solitary confinement because they have WDs.

Complaining in prison likely leads no-where. Screws and medical "doctors" dont give a &&&&. One of the doctors will read-out sensitive parts of medical files of some prisoners.

You may or may not go to solitary for a number of reasons, mainly because you argue with the screws about *anything*. You keep arguing with them (even if you are 100% justified in doing so), you often get the treatment.

Are the prison guards abusing the prisoners too?

That can happen. Prison is all about weird abuse and sick problems.

Do you like the WDs?

I dont really like them, but they weaken the concentration and energy levels, that I dont like.
They can be noisy, They also make the cell smell, which does not make one popular.

or do you want to stop them to avoid being teased or walking arouns with stained pants?

I personally had access to extra underpants, but many do not. It is not the best look in prison to have crusty and smelly pants on.

What would YOU think if you had to wear dirty underpants?

[crawlsinshadows]

I dont like speaking of this but at one stage I found a way to avoid the mess of a SE when I learned how to do them . Get toilet paper and wrap it in a way to catch the emission. Then when one is done flush and bingo, no mess. This wont spare you of becoming enfeebled by your own mental perception of the side effects of having a WD though so you will have to figure that out on your own. Personally I found avoiding lesser humans to be a great way to avoid legal issues. I also found that by detatching yourself from the world, you become more self aware and aware of nature but enough of my philosophy

[Vincent]

Hello. This thread is about wet dreams in the prison system. I have done serious time in the past.

Oftentimes, prisoners are trapped in a crowded, cramped bare cell with many other prisoners.

In a normal cell, there is often 1 or 2 other prisoners inside. There are not many single cells. Even so, drug tests at 4-5 am see prisoners often taken from sleeping in cells to a small and bare holding cell, with 15 or more prisoners.

I personally have wet dreams around once a week at home, but up to 3 times a night in prison. I average four times a week in many prisons. The cell-mate is trapped in the stinking concrete cell, and the neighbors get stunk out via the vents. One is not made popular by WDs in prison. It also leaves one weakened for the gym, and makes one less mentally alert. There is no medical or staff interest in the problem. There is little one can do. The situation is inflamed by other problems, such as sexual abuse, teasing, smoking, and other concerns.

Complainers and those who use violence or verbal abuse are often taken to a solitary cell, and given a tremendous hiding by ex-large prison officers. I remember one such hiding, which I dub "the day of the great hiding" that was just brutal. This prisoner had minor self-harmed. The bashing just went on for ages, the slamming, the screaming, and hitting. He was handcuffed. I think that dildos were also involved, as he called out "what the hell are you doing to me...wtf are you touching me there for?" etc. Certain officers are always on about objects being inserted into the anus. Obviously trying to force the prison to take care is not an option.

So what is one to do? One needs a way to reduce or prevent such emissions.

damn that sounds like a pretty serious problem. i have a very similar prob to you except im not in prison and have WD's as frequently as you have while in prison. people on this forum seem to not be dedicated to preventing WD's at all though.

try sleeping on your left side with your arms crossed and left knee as close to your chest as possible with the other leg slightly bent. and obviously you can sleep on your right vice versa.

if you can handle the discomfort of this sleeping position you wont have WD's if you got it right. change one aspect about this position and it wont work. one more thing is that you tend to move out of it instinctively while asleep or waking up briefly. takes quite abit of discipline to stay in it the whole night, but i have managed many times.

my last resort is to grow accustomed to this position permenantly thus curing my WD's for good, but i keep moving out of it in sleep or out of sheer discomfort and inability to sleep since i already have insomnia, and back pain from former injury. nocturnal emission is practically impossible in this position, even if your dick is hard.

maybe you can find another position for sleeping that prevents WD's. so far i know this one to be the only one that has never failed. on a side note sleeping on your back, or on your side with one leg ontop of the other tends to provoke WD's. thats just my experience though.

one last way is deciding not to have a WD before and during falling asleep. seems abit ridiculous but this has worked for me significantly in the past when my mind was more disciplined by meditation.

not sure any of this info will help at all, but i thought i'd let you know.

[BigDreamer]

I dont like speaking of this but at one stage I found a way to avoid the mess of a SE when I learned how to do them . Get toilet paper and wrap it in a way to catch the emission. Then when one is done flush and bingo, no mess.

I already know that. It's not relevant.

This wont spare you of becoming enfeebled by your own mental perception of the side effects of having a WD though so you will have to figure that out on your own.

Shut your dog mouth. Who made you so high and mighty? If you were in jail with Me I'd give you the treatment for that remark.

There are real side-effects of WD's, including it makes Me feel tired and physically weakens you for a period. It is NOT My mind and "mental perception" thats the difficulty, but that of others.

Read the OP properly.

Personally I found avoiding lesser humans to be a great way to avoid legal issues.

WTF? What are you talking about? What kind of a dick acts all high and mighty over the internet

I also found that by detatching yourself from the world, you become more self aware and aware of nature but enough of my philosophy

Thats right, enough. Who even says I wouldn't agree with you, IF that was the topic.

[BigDreamer]

damn that sounds like a pretty serious problem. i have a very similar prob to you except im not in prison and have WD's as frequently as you have while in prison.

It can be a problem. Of course, at times I may only have one WD a week in prison. Other times, I have periods of more frequent WDs.

people on this forum seem to not be dedicated to preventing WD's at all though.

It is a personal thing. There is no inherent reason to prevent WDs. It's just My personal choice.

try sleeping on your left side with your arms crossed and left knee as close to your chest as possible with the other leg slightly bent. and obviously you can sleep on your right vice versa.

Firstly, prison beds are not accommodating of such positions. They are all metal based, with a thin foam mat. Some are warped, and slight movement will result in loud noise as the metal shifts shape in the night waking everyone up.

Second, I dont think this would help.

if you can handle the discomfort of this sleeping position you wont have WD's if you got it right. change one aspect about this position and it wont work. one more thing is that you tend to move out of it instinctively while asleep or waking up briefly. takes quite abit of discipline to stay in it the whole night, but i have managed many times.

OK. Problem is I move in My sleep at times and thus I would change positions. Also I am very muscly, and I might hurt My elbow in this position. Exactly how is this supposed to stop WDs, as they are psychological and/or related to semen and hormone levels?

my last resort is to grow accustomed to this position permenantly thus curing my WD's for good, but i keep moving out of it in sleep or out of sheer discomfort and inability to sleep since i already have insomnia, and back pain from former injury. nocturnal emission is practically impossible in this position, even if your dick is hard.

Again, It would be too hard to maintain, and prison beds are often pretty shonky making it harder. Damn, one time I got into a battle to get a different mattress because the one I had was VERY moist and had fungus growing on it from the previous guy. AND THEY DONT HAVE SPARES! Lucky I got another one from another cell :-)

maybe you can find another position for sleeping that prevents WD's. so far i know this one to be the only one that has never failed. on a side note sleeping on your back, or on your side with one leg ontop of the other tends to provoke WD's. thats just my experience though.

Sounds a strange thing to Me. Also, muscle mass makes you want to sleep these ways.

one last way is deciding not to have a WD before and during falling asleep. seems abit ridiculous but this has worked for me significantly in the past when my mind was more disciplined by meditation.

Yeah, it may help. But its not too effective, either.

not sure any of this info will help at all, but i thought i'd let you know

WelL, it can;t hurt.

[Tormentedsoul]

There are real side-effects of WD's, including it makes Me feel tired and physically weakens you for a period. It is NOT My mind and "mental perception" thats the difficulty, but that of others.

I totally agree with you on that point. Not only WD's but also MB totally sucks the stamina out of you and you will always feel very weak and fatigued after Masturbating. This is the reason even though I've been going to the gym for the past one year,there hasn't been the slightest of improvement in my muscles,and I ain't surprised. That's why I left gym now and joined on here to get some competition to stop MB and when I successfully stop MB'ing I will join gym again. Thank God for this website,as I had totally given up hope on stopping MB forever

Cheers !

[Buddy]

LOL this is funny sh*t!